someone to come plug it in for them?

That is exactly what they want. I know sevral people who would break down and cry at thought of doing anything more technically challenging than plugging in a toaster.

I'm not allowed to run the train
the whistle i can't blow
I'm not allowed to say how fast the railroad train can go
Im not allowed to shoot off steam or even ring the bell
But let the damn train jump the track and see who catches hell