My brother served in the military for 10 years...

Now I see! But how could I have known? I was a child... I had my "Steve Austin 6 Million Dollar Man" action figure... and he had his "Jamie Somers Bionic Woman" doll!

The Soviet Union collapsed with my GAY brother on duty.

I don't know if this is "homophobia" or "narcisism", but you're not that attractive!