Go hunting polar bears in Nunavut.
Spend the rest of your life happily regaling liberals with every last detail of your adventure. Say: "But you know it's really a form of aboriginal ecotourism. The Inuit depend for their livelihoods on organized sports hunting. So I was just doing my bit for the environment and the cause of native peoples. Maybe you'd like to try it? I can give you a contact number..."

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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