Conservative party trick:
When served vegetarian food, politely ask if they wouldn't mind rustling you up a meat dish. Explain apologetically, "It's a dietary problem I have. I just can't eat anything that doesn’t have eyes."

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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