Conservative party piece:
Boast that you never allow your kids to watch network news or read the local liberal newspaper. When your liberal friend responds, "Then how are they going to learn about the world?" reply, "Oh, you know, with things called books. Right now they're reading Animal Farm and The Road to Serfdom."

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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