Tell your liberal neighbor that you're going to bury a "time capsule" box in your yard.
Explain that you're not going to dig it up until Obama leaves the White House in 2012, but that you’re going to make a list now of the top ten excuses liberals are going to make for his abject failure. Then when you and your neighbor dig up the box, you can see how accurate your predictive powers are. Write down:

1. Racism. 2. Racism. 3. Racism. 4. Racism. 5. Racism. 6...

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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Scarlet Chord Ministries   Isa 1:18