Serenade them with Ted Nugent's "Kiss My Ass,"
in which Mr. Nugent ventures a characteristically subtle and insightful critique of liberal values, to wit:

Kiss my ass -Callin’ on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass -How about the IRS...
Kiss my ass -United Nations
Kiss my ass -All those Liberals

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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Scarlet Chord Ministries   Isa 1:18