Teach your kids to read at a young age using the "synthetic phonics" method.
This annoys liberal teachers on so many levels. It will confirm them in their bitter view that middle class kids have an "unfair" advantage. It implies that teaching a child to read is much easier than liberal teachers like to pretend it is. It offends the trendy liberal view that children should be allowed to develop literacy skills as late as possible so that it doesn't interfere with their "creativity."

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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