Conservative party piece:
On being served Fair Trade coffee, take a sip, then spit it out in horror and disgust. Gag: "My God! This is Fair Trade! Don't you know I never do Fair Trade stuff? Fair Trade is evil." Explain the reason for your principled objection: by overpaying certain favored suppliers, Fair Trade sends out incorrect price signals that distort the market. If coffee prices are low, it's not a sign that well-meaning liberals should be emotionally blackmailed into paying more; it's a sign of over supply which—were the market allowed to work correctly—would send a signal to farmers to diversify their portfolio of crops.

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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