Tutor a liberal's kids in the ways of conservative righteousness—Lesson 3.
Make them watch The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Afterwards, over burgers and fries, invite them to identify the modern parallels. They're probably too young to appreciate—as National Review Online correctly identified in its Best Conservative Movies series—that Wormtongue was clearly modeled on Keith Olbermann. But with a bit of prodding they should recognize the Orcs versus the Shire confrontation as the Clash of Civilizations between militant Islam and the West. Or, alternatively, between the evil Obama administration and the forces of conservative decency, wisdom, and justice.

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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