Global Warming Fun.
NO. 9.
At the first hint of a fall chill, run around in terror near your liberal friends, tearing at your hair and shouting "Aiieeee! Aiiieee! It comes, it comes. The great ice age comes!" Then apologize, slap your forehead, and say: "Wait. My mistake. The ice age was the thing all your gurus were predicting in the 1970s. You've changed your minds now, right? All this increasingly cold weather we're getting—it's a sign of, er, global warming, yeah?"

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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