Campaign for the eradication of the California delta smelt.
This small, dumb, pointless, silvery fish, the twenty-first century snail darter, is devastating the lives of farmers in the San Joaquin valley and sending California's economy even further down the drain. Because of federal eco-protection laws, farmers have been forbidden from irrigating their parched crops lest the precious delta smelt's breeding grounds be compromised. A protest sign, "Save the Farmers!" will leave liberals conflicted because they're wedded to the idea that they're pro-farmer (though they're not really). You could also end the whole controversy by starting a delta smelt hatchery and selling the otherwise unproductive fish as fish bait.

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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