Keep a life-size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson from her Baywatch days and stand it next to a life-size cardboard cutout of Joe Biden.
When your liberal friend asks you, "What's up with this?" tell him you keep them to remind you of the difference between a real boob and a fake one.

Psalms 118:8 It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
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Scarlet Chord Ministries   Isa 1:18