The Tonight Show with Jay Leno


The consensus is that Mitt Romney won the presidential debate last night. The only people who thought Obama won were the replacement refs.

They’re saying close to 60 million people may have watched the debate. In fact, the only person who didn’t tune in was President Obama.

President Obama talked last night about finding other sources of energy for the future. Other sources? He couldn't muster up enough energy for the 90-minute debate!

To make matters worse, last night was President Obama's wedding anniversary. Let me tell you something. The only way his anniversary could've been worse is if he'd forgotten it.


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