Lord Nelson,

    I was watching TV about the Olympics and the announcer would refer to anyone displaying the union Jack as idiots.  Later the Announcer got very excited as he thought he was reporting the end of the race and he couldn't believe it was going to be a tie for so many countries till he suddenly realized they were lining up for the start of the race.  My thought was to ask, "now who is the idiot?", you idiot.