I read this as if you killed it, not that it has been in the street for a while.


Restaurant customer asks  "What is the catch of the day?"

Waiter replies "The cook has not returned from his road trip yet."




  

In today's PC environment telling the truth is now considered hate speech 

Last Edited By: sully from OK 01/17/13 6:16 PM. Edited 1 times.