TXSammie wrote:
sully from OK wrote:

I read this as if you killed it, not that it has been in the street for a while.
Motorists can pick up the animals they hit or find alongside the road

Restaurant customer asks  "What is the catch of the day?"

Waiter replies "The cook has not returned from his road trip yet."

That's disgusting Sully, funny as hell, but disgusting!

Poodles and noodles
Rack of racoon
Chunks of skunk
Possum parfait
Bambi burgers

And the road goes on forever and the party never ends...........