Check out my blog post "Going Nuts in Waziristan" in the section on breaking news. Good for a laugh.

Bin Laden is yesterday's news. He's got no army and probably very little funding these days. He's not welcome in any Arab nation and certainly not in Iran either. He's got his hut in Waziristan, a desolute place in northwest Pakistan that even Pakistanis won't visit because its locals are nasty. Osama is just growing old there and, aside from the occasional desperate audio message, he probably can't step out of his hut in the daylight lest a drone blow his ass to paradise.

Arabs and Iranians may be crazy, but that doesn't mean they're stupid, too. They saw what happened when the US military invaded Iraq and they have seen the wreakage we left behind. They also know we chased Osama out of Afghanistan and he hasn't been anywhere else lately.

Not that I would put it passed him to try one last glorious piece of killing in the name of Allah, but he likely lacks the means to do it. Even other terror groups know he lacks the clout of Hezbollah and Hamas. And, aside from a few rockets, Hamas can't even get out of Gaza. If Hezbollah makes a move on Israel, parts of Lebanon will look like a parking lot. The Israelis are not going to hold back a second time with these gangsters.

Osama, Osama, where art thou? Come out and play so we can kill you.