By A.J. DiCintio
MichNews.com
Sep 14, 2007
We have known for a long, long time that if it means gaining or holding on to the pants of power, Hillary Clinton will lie any lie, betray any friend, deny any principle, nut and slut any woman, or smile any scandal. However, since shes been running for President, she has made it abundantly clear that to fully describe her behavior, Americans must add grovel before any Liberal slime.
Before mentioning a few particularly disgusting examples of Mrs. Clintons decision to grovel before and kiss the ugliest of Liberal asses, we must point out that in true Clintonian fashion, she first sister souljahed Liberals with the pronouncement that she prefers Progressive politics over Liberal politics.
Of course, other Liberals immediately understood this latest pile of Clintonian bull as a political wink-wink because they, too, have been busy trying to pull the wool over the public eye by invoking the word Progressive as often as they cough up other Orwellian terms (including the million undocumented workers they have hacked upon the nation).
We must mention as well that while Mrs. Clinton delights in her kowtowing to the very worst of the American Left, she doesnt have the guts to associate herself with a proud, honest Liberal such as Ralph Nader, whom, we can be certain, shell more than sister souljah if he gets in the way of her MacBethian ambition. (Not that she can count on Mr. Nader, who recently dismissed Mrs. Clinton as a mere panderer, to imitate Democratic politicians and play Casper Milquetoast in the face of her insatiable rapacity.)
Now, to Mrs. Clintons despicable groveling: This past summer Hillary Clinton not only agreed to speak at the convention of the Daily Kos but also sought to ingratiate herself with its hateful constituency by blasting Bill OReilly with the false non-sequitur that he wants to silence the Progressives who post at the site.
Predictably, however, Hillary failed to mention the vicious vulgarity that Progressives regularly spew on the Daily Kos or the fact that its Progressive founder had this to say about the American contractors murdered in Iraq: I feel nothing over the death of mercenaries. They arent in Iraq because of orders, or because they are there trying to help the people make Iraq a better place. They are there to wage war for profit. Screw them.
As filthy, cowardly, and brown as that bit of pandering is, it pales in comparison to Hillarys groveling before the Move On mob who have perfected the ugly perversity of always hating America first, the Move On mob whose sicko leader Michael Moore demeaned Americans as the dumbest people on the face of the earth . . . [whose] stupidity is embarrassing only to hail vile fascist terrorists who place explosives in childrens toys as Minutemen of The Revolution.
It pales in comparison because when, the other day, Move On ran an ad in the New York Times titled General Petraeus or General Betray Us? Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, according to the NY Post, responded to calls to condemn the ad by directing a spokesman to issue the following ugly, insulting statement: It is unfortunate that Republican presidential candidates are focused on generating a political sideshow instead of discussing the presidents failed war policy.
In contrast to Hillary Clintons contemptible groveling, Senator Lindsey Graham denounced any person who would slime a citizen and patriot such as General Petraeus regardless of that persons beliefs about the wisdom of invading Iraq or thoughts about what course America ought to take now in Iraq as worthy of burning in hell. But a devotion to the demands of Courage and Honesty has never been Hillary Rodham Clintons strong suit.
Yet despite the stunning nature of Mrs. Clintons cowardly and disgusting groveling we shouldnt be surprised. After all, this is the same feminist Hillary Clinton who heaped blame on a vast Right-Wing conspiracy (a sliming she continues to this day) when her husband, accused of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and rape, conducted a vicious nuts and sluts attack and unleashed the power of the IRS on truth telling women who bravely spoke against him.
This is the same populist Hillary Clinton who, having learned so well from her husband, has surrounded herself with a gang of vicious Clintophants devoted to crushing any person who threatens to interfere with the ambition of their bloody-handed, foul-mouthed queen.
And this is the same Presidential Hillary Clinton who, groveling and pandering before the likes of Daily Kos and MoveOn hate-filled extremists, asks the American people to elect her Commander-in-Chief at a time the nation finds itself beset by a host of military, economic, social, and cultural challenges, the most dangerous of which is the potentially generations-long war conducted against America by unspeakably murderous fascist fanatics who hate everything enlightened about civilization.
Indeed, for every decent, honest person, contemplating Hillarys groveling before effete Liberals while thinking of the terrorist threat just mentioned ought to provide proof enough of the dangerous nature of Hillary Clintons brown and cowardly nose.
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Regards, PB
Hillary Clinton is Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit
- P. J. O'Rourke
Hillary Clinton is Hugo Chavez in a pantsuit
- P. J. O'Rourke

