RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES
Emmy-winner's song: 'You can trust the TSA'
Steve Vaus project takes on 'groping' at airport security checkpoints
Posted: November 19, 2010
12:03 pm Eastern
© 2010 WorldNetDaily
Buck Howdy, aka Steve Vaus, an artist who has won both Emmy and Grammy awards, who has worked with the Olympics, the U.S. Navy Blue Angels and the World Series, and who has recorded with Randy Travis and Kenny Rogers, has launched a new song on WND that takes on the "groping" that has developed at Transportation Security Administration checkpoints at U.S. airports.
In a parody of Kris Kristofferson's famous "Help Me Make It Through The Night," he sings:
Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall
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The full lyrics of "Help You Make it to Your Flight" are:
Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall
I'll run my hands inside your thighs
Up your legs and out of sight!
But you can trust the TSA
To help you make it to your flight
We don't profile that'd be wrong
Just ask the ACLU
We'd rather check your nooks and crannies
Every inch of you
Got no life except my job
But I don't mind it's all right
I get to grope you legally
If you want to take a flight
This badge and uniform we wear
Might look like a rent a cop
But your life is in our hands
We like it that way, especially if you're hot
Awful lonely being me
No girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife
So let me squeeze you, oooh, right there
If you want to take a flight
You can trust the TSA
You'll be in our dreams tonight
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