Top Ten Reasons Why Birthdays Are Better Than Sex
10. The flaming candles aren't as dangerous.
9. The ice cream doesn't melt before you're finished with it.
8.The pin-the-tail game isn't as painful.
7. You get more than one gift.
6. You don't get as much frosting on the carpeting.
5. Cake.
4. You're guaranteed to have a birthday every year.
3. Birthdays aren't as exhausting.
2. It's okay if a friend walks in on your birthday.
And.......
....the number one reason why....
....BIRTHDAYS ARE BETTER THAN SEX
....is.......
1. You're the only one who has to be satisfied.
10. The flaming candles aren't as dangerous.
9. The ice cream doesn't melt before you're finished with it.
8.The pin-the-tail game isn't as painful.
7. You get more than one gift.
6. You don't get as much frosting on the carpeting.
5. Cake.
4. You're guaranteed to have a birthday every year.
3. Birthdays aren't as exhausting.
2. It's okay if a friend walks in on your birthday.
And.......
....the number one reason why....
....BIRTHDAYS ARE BETTER THAN SEX
....is.......
1. You're the only one who has to be satisfied.

