This Just In!!!!!!
The evil terrorist governor of the backwater hayseed state of Texas is a rabid racist.
Recently Perry used the coded phrase "black cloud" while pretending to talk about the economy and debt. According to our super secret ultra liberal conservativespeak decoder ring the phrase "black cloud" translates to "I am the new Bull Connor turn loose the hoses on Obama."
As if that is not bad enough our super stand up one of a kind and most gracious journalist Comrade Chris "tingle leg" Matthews used a super top secret method of time travel and obtained these pictures of Perry.
This first photo clearly shows the evil republican Perry cleverly disguised as George Wallace and blocking the entrance of a school to black students. Michelle Bachmann and Herman Cain are disguised as police officers next to Perry, and Mitt Romney is posing as the podium,
The next photo clearly shows Perry wearing a Lester Maddox suit holding an axe handle he intends to beat black folk and gays with.
Perry should not be allowed to become president especially after slandering the good names of two fine stand up progressives as Wallace and Maddox.

