This Just In!!!!!!!
Our dear leader Comrade Obama has just announced that he did not debate the "real" Mitt Romney during last night's debate therefore he won by default.
Comrade Obama released offical papers from the DOJ outlining how the real Mitt Romney has been kidnapped by the evil George W. Bush, and replaced by the ditzy Sarah Palin wearing a Mitt costume bought at a local party store.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2012/10/04/obama-that-wasnt-the-real-mitt-romney/1613271/

