Yogi was asked after streakers ran across the playing field if they were, ..".men or women?"
Yogi replied, "I don't know; they were wearing bags over their heads."
"He hits from both sides, he's amphibious."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility!"
"So, I'm ugly, so what? I never knew anybody that hit with their face!"
"It gets late early out there"
This one is appropos for the majority of pro-athletes:
"In baseball, you don't know nothing."
"You can observe a lot by watching."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
"Eighty percent of putts that fall short don't go in."
On being asked why Johnny Bench hit more homeruns than he did:
"Most of his homeruns were hit on artificial turf."
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"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.(Ayn Rand)
Yogi replied, "I don't know; they were wearing bags over their heads."
"He hits from both sides, he's amphibious."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility!"
"So, I'm ugly, so what? I never knew anybody that hit with their face!"
"It gets late early out there"
This one is appropos for the majority of pro-athletes:
"In baseball, you don't know nothing."
"You can observe a lot by watching."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
"Eighty percent of putts that fall short don't go in."
On being asked why Johnny Bench hit more homeruns than he did:
"Most of his homeruns were hit on artificial turf."
Please Visit my published Article Archive
"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.(Ayn Rand)

